There's a thing in my TV...

And it speaks with a really irritating, gravelly, rasping voice that slurs as though it's spent too much time at the booze cabinet. It's supposed to be quite risqué when it says "There's a thing in my pocket..." but it doesn't keep the game going beyond that because then it goes straight into wanky, new age mumbo jumbo about how it communicates with the whole world and we can all touch it. Yes, there's a thing in my TV, but I wish there wasn't. It's the new Nokia commercial, this thing in my TV.